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Midlife Marge Crochet Set

Introducing Midlife Marge. Struggling to get going in the mornings, Marge does her best just to get through life some days.

Once she finishes her coffee (complete with cozy so her wing doesn’t burn) she might have enough energy to tackle those curlers and get dressed for the day.

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The coffee cozy has a little goose face on one side and a snowman on the other for those mornings she needs a seasonal boost too.

More Goose Clothes

👉TONS AND TONS OF new sets are coming REALLY SOON! Plus, a fun announcement about our geese friends.

Watch for more fancy outfits to come each month. You can find the latest “Ducke and Goose” outfits and accessories at THIS LINK.

Where To Get The Goose

This is designed for a 23” goose statue like the one sold by Miles Kimball: Currently on back order –

Also available on Amazon (currently sold out but keep trying)

About The Pattern

An ad-free, downloadable pdf is available to purchase for a small fee from Ravelry

Included in this pattern: A robe, curlers, and coffee mug for those days when life seems harder than usual.


  • Yarn:  700-800 yards worsted weight yarn. Substitute with colors of choice.
    • Yarns used in the sample: Red Heart Super Saver Shocking Pink (150 yds), Pretty N Pink (200 yds), Baby Pink (50 yards); Small amounts of Cafe Late, White, Bright Yellow, Aruba Sea
      Note: for the sample, I ran out of Shocking Pink as I got near the bottom edge so I changed to Red Heart With Love Raspberry + Pretty N Pink.
  • Crochet Hook: H (5mm), I (5.5mm), J (6mm)
  • Supplies: Yarn needle for weaving in ends, 7 – 2.25” foam rollers, sewing needle, thread, 4 tiny black buttons for coffee cozy faces, ⅝” button for coffee cozy closure
  • Optional: Measuring tape, scissors, one sew-on snap (any size) to help keep the robe closed, fabric or craft glue (optional for attaching curlers)


  • Finished Measurements: (measured flat) Robe – 14.5” tall (from top of collar to bottom of robe) x 36” across the bottom edge; Wig – 6”long  x 3” wide; Coffee mug – 2.5” tall x 2.5” across the top/bottom
  • Gauge – 4” with a J hook and 2 strands = 10.5 hdc sts and 10 hdc rounds

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